how much do you hate yourself today?
ABOUT ME:
Developing videogame...and playing them is my passion. I would totally have more time to work on things like this if It wasn't for my stupid roomate sometimes building a 'frecken laser cannon at 2AM. Look, I love Isaac Clarke and his games (Dead Space), but he's got to learn to cool it. I DON'T CARE IF THIS TURNS NECROMORPHS INTO SMITHEREENS, YOU LITTERALLY ALMOST SLICED MY GRANDMAS FACE OFF WHILE WE WERE HAVING FAMILY DINNER!
WHAT DO I DO?
When I'm not doing typical young-adult activities such as studying, exercising, and dating your mother, I also dabble in making AMAAAZING videos and posting them online. I don't curse cause I'm afraid Father Comstock (Bioshock Infinite) is gonna sell me to slavery. Occasionally, I'll volunteer in my community by promoting a roadway-safety program. I do this by driving my semi-truck on the opposite lane of traffic to really promote awarness of drivers.
MY FAVORITE THINGS:
First degree vehicular manslaughter. Just Kidding!! NEVER! It's actually murdering police officers in GTA5 while playing as Franklin. I mean, he's just got an amazing personality, especially when it's both him and the 'G' Lamar Davis! First/Third person Horror & Action-Adventure games are by far my favorite. That includes: Resident Evil, Tomb Raider, Bioshock, Silent Hill, & Fallout 4.
FUTURE GOALS:
Isaac needs to start paying rent. Literally, last week he tried to pay me with scrap metal...SCRAP METAL!! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH SCRAP METAL!! I felt bad for the kid that I accepted it anyway. I really think he's starting to partake in the 'wacky tabacky'; as the youngsters are reffering to nowadays. Really, he's becoming a bad influence. I WALKED IN MY ROOM THE OTHER DAY AND SAW MY DOG HIGH OUT OF HIS MIND WITH A BLUNT IN HIS MOUTH!! I CHASED HIM AROUND THE HOUSE WHEN HE GOT HIS PAWS ON THE LASER CANNON AND BLASTED MY 'FRECKIN ARM OFF! BLOOD WAS GUSHING EVERYTWHERE AND I SCREAMED OUT THE MOST FOUL CURSE WORD I COULD THINK OF!! Wait a minute.... where am I anyway? MISSISSIPPI!? FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!